Students who use the verb “work” instead of “study”
Let me try to illustrate:
"WORKING"
ACTUAL WORKING.
Saying “I have to work” in order to pretend you’re busy and productive is not convincing anyone. Unless you’re studying for nation-wide University-entry one-opportunity exams, you have no excuse whatsoever to use the word “work” instead of “HOMEWORK”. Now that I think about it, what you describe as “work” must be some lame-ass project that someone else has already done and all you need to do is GOOGLE IT.
People who act busy
They are everywhere. This phenomena is more intense in more developed countries. Being busy is a trend, it’s a must. Having free time is a no no. Well, fuck off. I spend 10 hours of each of my day in work, I cook, clean, dress, pay my bills, watch 5 series, AND I STILL HAVE FREE FUCKING TIME.
Students who act busy
Subcategory of the previous one. I must admit this is something I discovered here, we don’t have that kind of mania in Greece. Even students of Medicine and Law are not busy back home. Hell, even PHD students doing research in sub-atomic particles are not busy.
Here, “Tourism studies” students happen to be busy. They have “work”. They sleep early, party once or twice a month, and don’t let their personal relationships get into the way of their careers. SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Stupid pricks.
People that stand in the left lane of the METRO stairs.
Unless you have been in some CAVE for the last past 10 years, you must have heard the news: IF YOU DON’T WANT TO MOVE, STAY ON THE RIGHT, ASSHOLE.
Girls who still think sex is something they have to do in order to please a guy.
Classic example, an-orgasmic chick who goes:
“I am not a slut to have sex every day! If you want to do that go do it with someone else!”
Bet your sorry ass I will ! THIS IS NOT the 1950′s. WAKE UP. GET A LIFE.
Girls who don’t get down on you
Or in other words: SINGLE GIRLS. I rest my case.
